Call me crazy, but I have already written in another thread that Klaus reminds me of Maria in The Sound of Music or at least the song Maria, that thought popped up in my mind and never left again.
So...I have rewritten the lyrics a bit and made it spoofy, yeah ... that's what I would call it. A spoof.
The solution for Maria was the Captain von Trapp, Klaus' solution is Stefan or more the Rippaaahhhhhhh lol, chuckle
Here we go...
Nikolaus (The Nuns) Lyrics
He climbs a tree and scrapes his knee, his stocking has a tear
He waltzes on his way to Mass and whistles on the stair
And underneath his baret he has curlers in his hair
I even saw him painting in the abbey
He's always late for chapel and his penitence ain't real
He's always late for everything, except for every bloody meal
I hate to have to say it, but I very firmly feel that nikolaus is not an asset to the abbey
I'd like to say a word in his behalf
Nikki makes me laugh
How do you solve a problem like Nikolaus?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find the word that means Nikolaus?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay and listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Nikolaus?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
When I'm with him I'm confused, out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
Unpredictable as weather, he's as flighty as a feather
He's a darling! He's a demon! He's a man!
He'd out pester any pest, drive a hornet from its nest
He could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
He is gentle! He is wild! He's a riddle! He's a child!
He's a vampire! He's a hybrid! He's a king!
How do you solve a problem like Nikolaus?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find the word that means Nikolaus?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay and listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Nikolaus?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
Songwriters
Oscar Hammerstein II;Richard Rodgers
I kinda felt sorry for Klaus when it came to Stefan and yet I hated him at the same time because of everything he put my guy through!!!
He compelled him and turned him into a ripper!
It truly is a wonder I don't despise him!! He just wanted Stefan to be his friend and brother like they were in the 30's. Although I still don't get what his problem was with Elijah! Elijah is just as self sacrificing as Stefan when it comes to his brother and has been for 1,000 years! AND still is to this day! In fact his life's mission is Klaus's redemption. Talk about family issues. Maybe Klaus thinks Elijah is too clingy and just wanted a friend he could tear up the town with!
Well if you do somehow get a chance to watch it later, let me know what you think. 